He is lonely.
He is offensive.
He is critical.
He is Jim Rome.

Love him or hate him, he has listeners.  Unfortunately for me, his three-hour program sits directly in the middle of the morning (9-12pm).  I’d rather listen to dogs bark the morning sports ramblings, but I’m stuck with Rome.  In case you’ve never heard Jim Rome, I’ve dedicated this blog to follow the same format as his radio program.

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Good morning!  This is The Jim Rome Program.

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You’re listening to Jim Rome.

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Andy Konigsmark and John Smoltz are my guests today.  In the third hour I’ll have Jay Cutler.

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I have Andy Konigsmark coming up at the top of the hour.

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I have the former gladiator contender.

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Dude was a gladiator contender.

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I bet he’d still give TITAN a fair fight.

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He’d be able to hang.

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He was a gladiator contender.

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He’d scrap.

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It might not be the prettiest thing you’ve seen, but he’d scrap.

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Andy Konigsmark at the top of the hour.

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I’m saying he could still scrap.

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TITAN, if you’re out there – be aware.

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Andy Konigsmark can still scrap.

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I’m just saying – if I was TITAN – I’d be aware.

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I have Mr. Andy Konigsmark in the next hour.

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I’m going to take a short break, but Andy Konigsmark in up next.

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Look out TITAN – he can scrap.

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He was a gladiator contender – you remember?

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I’m saying he can scrap.

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He’d scrap.

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Why?  Make a point already!  Rome!  For the love of radio, make a point!  You ramble on the same topic – the same point – the same position for hours!  You need a co-host, someone to help you.  You’re awful.  But I’ll keep listening because I love to hate your program.  So I guess in the end you win.  Dang-it!